“This month’s edition is very Geo Graphic, isn’t it? I hope he doesn’t get his penis stuck in the Marianas Trench again.”
—Mick Zano
Tag Archive for republican brainwashing
Low-Truth High-Fibber Diet Taking Its Toll On Party Poopers
by Mr. Sherman •
Proud Of Your Record GOP? Ask Your Doctor If Bullshitzia Is Right For You
by Mick Zano •
The Republican Mythos: At the Mountains of Blandness
by Mick Zano •
Let’s hash out at least some of the existing myths permeating both sides of the political aisle. How did we get into such an politically polarized stupor? What was the beginning of the end? …uh, besides that 50s movie about radioactively-enlarged locusts. Both D and R have their own political origin myths and they both suck. I’ll spend more time reviewing republican mythology because the GOP needs an ideological tune-up worse than Christine and Killdozer combined.