Tag Archive for humor
Most Of Indian Ocean Now Comprised Of Lost Malaysian Flights
by Mick Zano •
Eighteenth Republican Throws Hair In Ring
by Mick Zano •
“I see your orangutan-like toupee weave, Trump, and raise you… whatever the fuck this is.”
—Jesse Ventura
New Reality Show Naked And Verklempt Cancelled After First Episode
by Mick Zano •
Hollywood, CA—The premise of the Naked and Verklempt series strands two naked Hasidic Jews on a deserted island each week to test their survival prowess. Sadly, a Discovery Channel spokesman announced today that both contestants from episode one had died within 48-hours. The producer of the show, Matt Narrows, said, “We’re really sorry about the deaths, but really happy they signed those waivers. We are not looking at this as a failure, because it was a damn entertaining 48-hours for all involved…uh, the deceased and their families excluded.”
Kirk Schools Cruz On Controversial Comments
by Mr. Sherman •
Sanders Claus? He’s Making A List And Checking It Twice
by Mr. Sherman •
Now To Crush My Friend Pokey’s Hopes, Dreams and Aspirations
by Mick Zano •
I actually enjoyed your last post, Pokey. After all, republican moments of lucidity are becoming increasingly rare, like trans fats. My concern is how you keep missing the main points of our time. You intend to vote R in 2016, yet you’ve failed to notice how the likes of Donald Trump has your party slated for extinction? Mastodonalds? Oh, I see your point, Donald Trump: the “family values” candidate. The Republican Party is no more, my friend. It has expired and gone to meet its Super PAC. It’s voted out its mortal coil, run over the polling station and joined the bleedin’ choir intolerant!! …THIS is an Ex-Party!!
