Then we realized SPAM was all we were really getting…
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The Oracle Of Miami: Why Rubio Is Still A Rube
by Mick Zano •
Why complain, republicans? You got it pretty good. Your Senators from places like Montana and South Dakota carry the same weight as their counterparts in New York and California. Then, when population does matter, you’ve gerrymandered every district into oblivion. Nice. Oh, and you won the Senate because no one save the old, white and angry even votes in the midterms. This week your current frontrunner broke the Politifact Meter, which isn’t easy to do as it’s a cartoon image. The less your candidates mention the truth, the higher they poll. Good work if you can get it. Even your spiritual leader has no idea what the hell you people are doing, so where does this false confidence come from? Most people have to garner a series of successes before they gain such confidence. Republicans remain forever sure of their next predictions and their next policies despite having a track record that makes Fat Albert look like Usain Bolt.
The Only Thing To Stop A Bad Guy With A Gun Is A Voter Registration Card
by Mr. Sherman •
When This Pig Is Dumped By A Frog Her Revenge Is Priceless
by Mr. Sherman •
#AllLivesMatter : The Slide Show
by Mr. Sherman •
Stephen Hawking Endorses Bernie, Wait…Who Is That? Holy Shit!
by Mr. Sherman •
Apology XVX: I Am Going To Fix This Or My Pseudonym Isn’t Pierce Winslow
by Pierce Winslow •
Recently The Discord has fallen below its usual high level of journalistic excellence. As CEO I have identified the problem as the general weed availability in the Flagstaff area. Too much or too little has yet to be determined. In our recent Putin Syria coverage, we implied the Russian fighter was the adversary from Rocky II when actually he was from Rocky IV. On a similar note, I don’t know what XVX even means numerically. We have had so many apologies over the years I can no long count that high in roman numerals. I believe Rocky XVX fought Cthulhu, right? I would fire Zano, but in the past this has only proven to further Miltonize him. On a related note, I want my stapler back.
In retrospect, I should have sent Alex Bone to the Vikings Lives Matter rally instead of Cokie McGrath…
How Fahrvergnugan To The Other Side?
by Mr. Sherman •
Is The Pope Finally Cleaning House?
by Mr. Sherman •
Don’t let the floor hit you on the ass on the way out. Actually, Boehner isn’t the devil, it’s going to be the next guy. Today he’s just a little horny.
