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Survey: 1 in 45 Children Autistic? Now Think About All Those Agencies The GOP Wants To Gut But Can’t Spell
by Mick Zano •
The Real Carson Retired to Tahiti! Is GOP Candidate One Of The Conjoined Twins Carson Operated On?
by Mick Zano •
Many are wondering how the lead republican nominee, Ben Carson, could possibly be a top pediatric neurosurgeon. Many of his comments seem astonishingly obtuse, especially for an accomplished math-a-physician. Today, there is mounting evidence Carson is not the good doctor, but is actually the patient! The Discord has exclusive evidence the person masquerading as Ben Carson is one of the two German conjoined twins he successfully separated in 1987. Granted the children in question are exceedingly white, Germanic, and were toddlers at the time, but it still remains a more plausible story than a neurosurgeon creationist who thinks the Great Pyramids are grain silos.
Debate Shifts Toward Policy: Turns Out Republicans Don’t Have Any
by Mick Zano •
Vegas interrupted my debate viewing pleasure a tad, but I got the gist of it. Small government (flashing lights and sounds), lower taxes (cocktail waitress), gut regulations (yellling from the craps table). I can’t stand these debates anymore. Leave me alone, Mr. Winslow! I’m in Vegas researching an important Guinness feature. I like Guinness, much more than I like conservatives. The republican debates were fun for a while but now it’s time to focus on other things, you know…like these gentlemen escorting me out of the casino.
Bachmann Breaks Down Tonight’s GOP Debate
by Mick Zano •
Is Carson’s Theory Of Ancient England Un-Henged?
by Mick Zano •
Fortune Cookie Retraction
by Mick Zano •
Apology XCV: Why Zano’s Botched Trump-Tweet Coverage Is Grounds For Dismissal
by Pierce Winslow •
Some have taken note of a pause in my periodic Apology column. I can assure you this so-called “pause” amounts only to a period of time wherein I could not bring myself to my job. It takes almost a superhuman editorial strength to acknowledge some of the rampant journalistic abuses all to common in this rag of a website. Zano is both the Head Comedy Writer as well as the Chief Editor, but his tendancy to post articles around last-call is becoming concering to say the least. His recent coverage of the first Democratic debate is the last straw. The incident is even worse than previously indicated as I will attempt to explain (operative word: attempt).
Developing: Obama Set to Unveil New Keystone Pipeline Plan
by Mick Zano •
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