“Prancer took a ground-to-air missile right in the keister last year. Luckily, he’s into that kind of thing.”
—Santa Claus
*Blitzenkreig & Holly Jolly Jihad joke both removed by the editor and repackaged for Humorfeed.
Tag Archive for humor
Why is The Donald Trump-Towering Over All His Opponents?
by Pokey McDooris •
If you know so much, Mr. Zano, then why is Trump remaining so popular? It seems all of your little cartoons haven’t made a dent in old Orange Helmet. I have not been a fan of Trump. In fact, I have not spoken a word in support of his run for the Presidency. I see Trump as simply a more efficient version of President Barack Obama and, if our president were any more efficient, he’d be a dictator. Amen, for those ‘liberal’ portions of incompetence and inefficiency.
The Year Without A Sanders Claus? Bernie Sanders Releases Holiday Campaign Promise
by Mick Zano •
Why Are Republicans So Angry? Ignorance Is Supposed To Be Bliss
by Mick Zano •
Early in the 21st century, Republicans decided to untether themselves from reality, or more accurately, someone decide for them. Fox = news and morality = pews so no critical thinking necessary. How do they continue to gain seats with this record? Amidst the Age of Information, how have they dragged such a large faction of our country into delusion? Bill Maher recently asked, “did this crazy base always exist or have their numbers swelled through Fixed News and the like?” I think it’s a little of both. We all know someone who still says: had we only used bigger bombs in ‘Nam, or if we’d only kept those “gains” from The Surge in Iraq, or if we’d only ignored Watergate and left Nixon alone …so he could focus on Benghazi.
Canada Forces Syrian Immigrants Into Hockey Internment Camps
by Mick Zano •
Herr Trump: The Democratic Anti-Candidate
by Pierce Winslow •
Philadelphia, PA—When I post stuff I usually just make fun of stupid people, like Zano. But here’s a unique opportunity to get all political and make fun of stupid people in one post. In case you‘ve been living on Mars, Donald Trump is leading the GOP polls by a near-record margin. The man is obviously pandering. I’m talking about Trump, not Zano…this time. He will say anything and everything just to appeal to “real Americans”. What kills me is that so many people actually believe him. Notice how he always speaks in generalities? “Oh, you don’t want to know what I would do to the terrorists.” Really? I think I do. That’s why I asked the question. Come on Don, what are ya gonna do? Are you going to shift to the middle?
Game Of Drones?
by Mick Zano •
Ode To Nunchaku
by Pierce Winslow •
Cheney’s New Statue At Emancipation Hall Already Toppled
by Mick Zano •
Washington—On December 3rd a marble statue in Dick Cheney’s likeness was unveiled in Emancipation Hall. The ceremony was a small affair, for obvious reasons, as only a small fraction of our society can be around Cheney without projectile vomiting. Four days after the prestigious unveiling a group of vandals, calling for regiment change, broke into the hall and tore the monstrosity down. Many are left asking, “Why the hell did it take this long?!”
