Wait, I thought Rickman was already killed by Bruce Willis, Voldemort and Robin Hood?
Tag Archive for political satire
Discord NOT Endorsing The Martian For The Golden Globes
by Mick Zano •
Trump Responds To Allegations He Wasn’t “Crazy Enough” At Last Night’s Debate
by Mr. Sherman •
EARTH: Rupert Murdoch’s Billion Dollar Whore
by Mr. Sherman •
EARTH: Rupert Murdoch’s Billion Dollar Whore
“This month’s edition is very Geo Graphic, isn’t it? I hope he doesn’t get his penis stuck in the Marianas Trench again.”
—Mick Zano
Post-Bush Republicans: The PBRs Of Today’s Politics
by Mick Zano •
How do republicans remain so oblivious of their own demise? As far as I can figure, they’re so mad at the establishment they plan to suck even more. W’s IQ was among the lowest of any president and Trump is estimated to be even lower, here. I predicted a deterioration, but even I can’t believe how far south of Bush these people have come, the political taint, if you will. Under a republican president we were never going to have healthcare cost containment, we were never going to have an Iran deal, and we were never going to have a recovery in the first place. At minimum we’d be at war with Iran and at maximum our planet would be a radioactive ball of dust. Your candidates belong in a circus, not in the Oval Office. Kidding, circus people are talented.
The Republican Mythos: At the Mountains of Blandness
by Mick Zano •
Let’s hash out at least some of the existing myths permeating both sides of the political aisle. How did we get into such an politically polarized stupor? What was the beginning of the end? …uh, besides that 50s movie about radioactively-enlarged locusts. Both D and R have their own political origin myths and they both suck. I’ll spend more time reviewing republican mythology because the GOP needs an ideological tune-up worse than Christine and Killdozer combined.