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Discord NOT Endorsing The Martian For The Golden Globes
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And The Worst Discord Force Awakens Joke Goes To…
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This Week’s Dumb Text Goes To …Zima
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North Korean Atomic Plume Linked To Un’s Introduction To Mexican Food
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Pyongyang, DPRK—The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea announced today the successful detonation of an H-Bomb, the first such thermonuclear detonation in the country’s history. The U.S. Air Force immediately deployed a WC-135 Constant Phoenix aircraft as a radiation “sniffer” plane to test the properties of the radiation cloud created by the blast. The sniffer plane returned 90 minutes later holding its radar dome. Results of the analysis of the plume concluded it was comprised primarily of methane and Tapatio Salsa Picante, a popular Mexican hot sauce.
Obama Vows To Spend Last Days In Office Collecting Guns & Bibles
by Mick Zano •
Washington—President Obama announced today he is not going to have a typical lame duck last term. For his final year in office, the President plans to acquire as many guns and Holy Bibles for his “personal collection” as possible. Obama told reporters, “I want to do something good while I’m still in office because, let’s face it, nothing good has happened so far. Heh, heh. I’m calling it: Operation 2nd Testament.”
Senator John Q. Republican was quick to condemn the move. “This is a clear attack on religion as well as our 2nd Amendment rights. If that Muslim son-of-a-burka comes anywhere near my gun or my Bible, I am going all Old Testament on his black ass. ”
Obama Calls For Calm As Portlandia Dispatches Troops To Counter Militia
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Kidding….they’re just heading to Colorado on a road trip.Developing: Town Of Helmand May Fall To Taliban
by Mick Zano •
On a more positive note: Helmand is kind of a shit hole anyway.
* The above image may not actually be the Afghani town of Helmand.
