Tag Archive for donald trump
For Final Prep Clinton Takes On Mrs. Mackenzie’s Debate Class
by Mick Zano •
Discord Condemns Clinton’s “Deplorable” Comment
by Mick Zano •
Discord Orders Competency Evaluation After Pence Names Cheney As Role Model
by Mick Zano •
Kidding, I want a competency evaluation for the entire Republican establishment. Kidding, there is no longer a Republican establishment. Kidding, it’s established but need not be. Let me start again: our VP candidate, Mike Pence, is apparently a huge Dick ….Cheney fan. Some of you may remember Cheney as the guy touting a 13% approval rating at the end of his tenor. The man who is still giving Obama foreign policy advice despite a scathing intelligence report released this friggin’ week. Essentially this latest report identifies the invasion of Iraq as the event that ultimately threw a lifeline to jihadism and helped spread terrorism globally. It was the single worst foreign policy decision since Nam, but it will have much longer global ramifications. The world has still not recovered from Cheney’s recklessness and may never. He should not be venerated. In fact, if you still believe in the rule of law he should be hung. Maybe Pence is also hung and, if frequently aroused, this could impact blood flow to the brain. [Dick Brainy joke removed by the editor.]
Republican Romanticism Is All Histrionics Not History
by Mick Zano •
Trump Ahead 12 Points With Lab Chimp Demographic
by Mick Zano •
The latest Discord poll indicates Donald Trump has jumped to a 12 point lead with lab chimps and other primates. Republicans may not believe in evolution, but Trump plans to ride this wave of primate support all the way to the White House. Zoologist Dian Fossey is disturbed by these numbers, “I lived with a family of gorillas in the mist and I really thought I understood them. Now I feel it was all a lie and maybe we should go with my first idea to just process them for their ivory.” When explained she is likely thinking of elephants and rhinos, she said, “I thought Rinos were Republican In Name Only? Very little ivory in those.”
Differing Educational Goals? Clinton To Fix Common Core, Trump To Study For GED
by Mick Zano •
Colonel Flagg Latest Military Endorsement For Team Trump
by Mick Zano •
Trump Unwilling To Back Off Claim That He Is Unwilling To Back Off Claims
by Mick Zano •
CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked Donald Trump today why he never seems to back down, even after an obvious gaffe. Mr. Cooper pointed out how lately the republican nominee seems to be constantly waffling, pivoting and offending, minus any accountability. Mr. Trump responded, “I don’t think that’s true. It’s not true. I can be accountable when necessary. Most of the time I am simply evolving from a correct position to an even more correct position. The best position. I have walked so much shit back in the last few weeks, Anderson, people are calling me a moonwalking ninja. Or maybe I just Tweeted that.”
Trump’s Primary Care Physician Weighs In On Health Status Controversy
by Mick Zano •
“Donald Trump is OK. And, with the check I just received for that two letter medical assessment, I can finally pay off my loans to Trump Medical College.” —Dr. Nick