Flagstaff,AZ—Spacebar,thefinalfrontier.OurspacebarhasbeenpermanentlydisabledbyRussianorTrumpianhackers.FYI:theyarethesamethingnow.Granted,itwillbedifficulttofunctionwithoutaspacebar,butwethediscordfeeltheshowmustgoon.CEOofTheDiscord,PierceWinslow,isinnegotiationswiththeincomingTrumpAdminsitrationtoresolvethecurrentfrictionbetweenthetwoentities.Mr.Winslowexplains,”Ifwecan’tgetanywherewiththesepeoplewemightstartusingcommasinsteadofspacesorthewordspace,bolded.(space)see?(space).It(space)could(space)work(space)in(space)a(space)pinch.(space).Thebig?is:willanyonehitreadmoretoday?

Wow,you’rehere!

Ratherthancontinuingthisridiculousness,wewillinsteadbepostingChuchill’sfamous”fightthemonthebeaches”speech.Minusanyspaces,ofcourse:

“Weshallgoontotheend,weshallfightinFrance,weshallfightontheseasandoceans,weshallfightwithgrowingconfidenceandgrowingstrengthin theair,weshalldefendourIsland,whateverthecostmaybe,weshallfightonthebeaches,weshallfightonthelanding grounds,
weshallfightinthfieldsandinthestreets,weshallfightinthehills;weshallneversurrender,andevenif,whichIdonotforamomentbelieve,thisIslandoralargepartofitweresubjugatedandstarving,thenourEmpirebeyondtheseas,armedandguardedbytheBritishFleet,wouldcarryonthestruggle,untilinGodsgoodtime,theNewWorld,withallitspowerandmightstepsforthtotherescueandtheliberationoftheold.”

—WinstonChurchill

Yes,Mr.Trump,WeShallNeverSurrender!

Butpleasdon’ttakeourexclamationpoints.WewillneedthoseduringaTrumpAdministration.