Dear Ghetto Shaman,

What do you think of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian spawning? Should they name the baby Taylor?

Vanessa

Dear Vanessa,

Ha ha ha. What’s the opposite of LOL?  OLO? Actually, the baby is mine, because right before Kanye climaxed I jumped in and said, “I’m really happy for you, I’m a let you finish, but Beyonce said I am one of the best in the sack of all time!”

Sincerely,

The Ghetto “of all time!” Shaman