The Pacific Ocean—A Japanese fishing vessel went missing just after the captain reported a near miss with a giant black iceberg. His last words were, “The iceberg…it saw us!” We all know what that means; Godzilla is back in town, well, not our town. You see, Godzilla is a racist. He only targets the Japanese. Isn’t it time Godzilla stopped supporting a Republican agenda? Grow up Godzilla. Learn to kill indiscriminately, like Obama.