1. David Lee Roth (Hello Yankee Rose—Goodbye Diamond Dave!)
2. Art Garfunkle (Hello silence my old friend)
3. Oats of Hall & Oats: (The Just Oats Tour)
4. Roger Daltry (Who?)
5. Syd Barret (He’s dead now, so we can start the healing process)
6. Glenn Frey of the Eagles (and as for you, Don, it’s always been about Joe. But good luck with that rainforest thing)
7. We may be going out on a limb here, but Jimi Hendrix was nothing w/o The Experience
8. Animal from the Muppets (pre rehab)
9. Vince Neil of Motley Crue (although he did have a single on the Encino Man soundtrack)
10. Did we mention the Just Oats Tour?

OK, OK, we made up the Oats one, but it’s plausible.