Top 10 Butch Rocksters Showing Their Feminine Side

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  1. Traffic’s Low Spark of High Heeled Boys (where to even begin…)
  2. Van Halen’s Jump (Jump the shark is more like it.)
  3. Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me (This coming from a pack of rock-god-posers who couldn’t even kill off their drummer properly.)
  4. REO Speedwagon’s Keep on Loving You (This diddy, along with every Phil Collins song, ruined the eighties for me.)
  5. 38 Special’s Wild-Eyed Southern Boy (Does anyone hear Dueling Banjos?)
  6. ZZ-top’s Rough Boys (Oh, Dusty, and I thought you were so rugged!)
  7. Warrant’s Cherry Pie (Voted best song on the compellation mix: Those Lame-Ass Nineties)
  8. The Beatles’ Roll Over Beethoven (wrong on so many levels)
  9. James’ Laid (This one time in band camp…)
  10. Sponge Bob and Plankton’s The Fun Song (on a related note: Squidward needs to stop living a lie.)
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Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.