Philadelphia, PA – The CEO of the Daily Discord, Pierce Winslow, is furious over what looks to be more hijacked material. While viewing Fox’s Hannity on the November 12th episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart snapped in an eerily similar manner to Mick Zano in the Discord’s November 7th piece Super Fox Me.
“Zano isn’t even that funny,” said Winslow. “Why do people keep stealing his shit? And Stewart wasn’t just mocking Sean Hannity, he was making fun of a real incident…an incident with staggering mental health implications! Did you see that Teddy bear hanging in Stewart’s version? That’s our Mick. How is that funny?”
Dr. Sterling Hogbien, of the Hogbien Institute and Massage Parlor, reported Mr. Zano had only become lucid moments before asking to watch Comedy Central.
“The Daily Show always used to make him laugh,” said Hogbien, stifling a tear.
The good doctor isn’t sure if Mr. Zano became incensed by the next round of blatantly stolen material, or if the piece was too similar to his recent ill-fated Fox blogathon.
“Either way, he’s back in a catatonic state,” said Hogbien. “We can’t rule out a complete PTSD breakdown, or menopause. If Mr. Zano should regain consciousness, I suggest no one mention the Daily Show, American Digest, or the fact that his Parah Salin bit was snagged by maniacworld.com. Shit…I think he heard that.”
“Our lawyer, Mr. Cohen, is certainly going to be busy,” warned Winslow. “The Crank has already drafted a less than politically correct letter to Comedy Central. It’s downright offensive actually.”
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