Beijing, China—A second look at Obama’s China visit reveals an obvious swipe at Fox News.  President Obama claims the attack on Fox was designed to show how, “I can be cheap, petty, and vindictive too.”

The President added, “The fact they [Fox] are making such a big deal over our obvious servitude is appalling.” 

Team Obama nixed Hillary Clinton’s idea to curtsy and then flip the bird toward the cameras. “We didn’t want the Chinese government to get the wrong idea,” said Obama. “I also felt Vice President Biden’s plan to have me drop to my knees and emulate oral sex with our Chinese Overlord was a bit over the top.”

Obama hoped this middle ground would be perceived both as the appropriate poke in the eye to Fox News without causing a third world war.