Warrensville—With bad intent I, Mick Zano, have posted a blatantly sexist post for the purpose of angering my last few Discord fans. I am doing this in the hopes of further time to pursue my true purpose: to use Google Earth to climb Mt. Everest! I have already set up my virtual basecamp at 17,600 ft. on the south side of the living room. I believe I have enough Coke and Twinkies to make this historic satellite-image journey.

During this dangerous ascent I will also keep my eyes peeled for the Yeti, the Bumble, Krampus, Yuki-onna, Ijiraq, The Thing, Mr. Freeze, and Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. I will also be live-tweeting the whole Wi-Fi-driven debacle on Snapbook and/or Instatwit. Still working out the details. Do people still use Joogle + ?