A group of New Jersey moms have announced their intentions today of filing a lawsuit against Ann Coulter for inflammatory statements made last week at Princeton University while she crushed the life out of a small puppy.  The five progressive feminists are “deeply hurt and offended” by Coulter’s remarks.

“She called us names, which we categorize as hate speech, and we hate her speeches as well,” said Betty Jenkins of Tom’s River.

“My ears are still bleeding,” added Barb Nelson of Camden.  “Not because of her speech, Ann repeatedly jammed a pen into them.”

In retaliation to the hurtful verbiage, the group plans to create a PhotoShopped version of Coulter in a Nazi uniform sporting a strap-on.  They then plan to barrage the internet with these images through their wildly popular Facebook pages.

“We have reason to believe she is a Nazi lesbian,” said Mrs. Jenkins.  “Or, at least that was our conclusion at the last ‘all pussy pajama party’” (as seen on the Ghetto Shaman’s favorite links!)

“It’s ridiculous,” responded Coulter.  “I already have a penis, so a strap-on is totally superfluous, and, more importantly, my Nazi uniform fits.”

Coulter feels these “sniveling prissy liberal sluts” are going to get theirs and then she inquired as to the time and location of the next ‘all pussy pajama party.’  Incidentally, so did the Ghetto Shaman.