Jihardening of the Arteries: Suicide Burgers on the Rise

Jihardening of the Arteries: Suicide Burgers on the Rise
An estimated 10x as many Jihadists to die by fast food than Americans to die by terrorism. “Would you like to supersize that, Abdul?”
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Mick Zano

Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family.