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My Journey:
Success! On Oct 30th, I prepared the Mad Dog 20/20 in the traditional Toltec manner of opening the top. I then procured nutmeg from a local spice store. Actually, someone scored it for me; I’ve been banned. I ingested the mixture and exited this dimensional plane of existence, stage left. I fought the Xemmoni, the Darcarre, and the Spin Monsters to reach the spiritual representation of America—in this case, Sam Kinison. I lost most of his teachings, because of all the yelling, but I did make out: “YOU F***ING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my ****ing records back!”
You should all begin to feel different now, somehow lighter, more-centered, more-connected to the Earth and all of its inhabitants. Now someone post my ****ing BAIL, BITCHES! AHHhhHhh! AHHhhhhh!
The Ghetto “Sam” man
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