Dear Ghetto Shaman,

My master told me a great quote once, “One can acquire everything in solitude.”

But I have houseguests that won’t leave.  It’s been weeks, dude!  I want to remain Buddha like, but I need them gone.  I want that solitude back.

JJ

Dear JJ,

You are steeped in great wisdom, my friend.  To augment the work you have already done, please purchase my book: If You See Your Ego on the Side of the Road, Stroke it.

As for your houseguests, tell them, “Life is a journey.  And you can start one, right now, by getting the fuck out of my house, bitches!”

The Ghetto Shaman