UFO Scare Explained: Upon Surveying Local Leadership, Space Sperm Opts Not To Impregnate Earth

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Trump: See? If we had a proper president we’d have been space buggered by now! Great Again!

 

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Mick Zano

Mick Zano is the Head Comedy Writer and co-founder of The Daily Discord. He is the Captain of team Search Truth Quest and is currently part of the Witness Protection Program. He is being strongly advised to stop talking any further about this, right now, and would like to add that he is in no way affiliated with the Gambinonali crime family. 

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