In this case levity is the mother of invention. Let’s give this experiment a shot with today’s important Fox headlines:

Sanders: ‘Your mind is in the gutter’ if you think Trump’s tweet at Gillibrand was sexual!

Fleischer: Media ‘letting down its professional guard’ because they don’t like Trump!

Judge Pirro: I’m tired of the Clintons, powerful people being above law!

What you need to know about the Obama era Uranium One Deal!

Pelosi claim that GOP invites violent criminals to carry concealed weapons gets her ‘Three Pinocchios’!

Wow, this is all starting to make sense to me, finally.