10. Frozen Turkeyciciles

9. Thanksgiving breakfast smoothie surprise

8. Cranberry Soup

7. Everything in the Pan-cakes

6. Farmer Vincent Fritters

5. Pumpkin fried yam and spam

4. Tofurky & gravy soda (main image: whatever the hell that is.)

3. Follow Craig’s lead:

2. Accidentally leave the bean casserole in the fridge so it might be eaten.

And the number one thing to avoid doing with your Thanksgiving leftovers is:

1. Richard Dryfuss twice-sculpted mashed potatoes