Tweet Tower—President Donald Trump is blaming his military Generals, not his related tweets, on the latest confusion that resulted in tons of hurricane relief supplies arriving in N. Korea and an armada of U.S. Navy warships being dispatched to Puerto Rico. Kim Jong Un was reportedly “as surprised as anyone” that four supply freighters filled with food, water and medical supplies arrived at the port of Chongjin for target practice. On a happier note, the Navy fleet sent to Puerto Rico has successfully taken the port of San Juan as well as the Hilton, the Sheraton, and the bar area of the Villa Herencia.

Yeah, I got nothing today. I never wanted to do this spoof news, blogging shit in the first place.
I…  I wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia!  With my best girly by my side, we would sing, sing, sing!