Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Your show All Things Discouraged doesn’t resonate much with many of the common premises and assumptions of the New Age Movement. And by “doesn’t resonate much”, I mean none. Your collective work is pretty much one colossal cosmic contradiction. And when I say “pretty much”, I mean totally. And what do you mean by the Dry Hump Sutras?

Terrence

Dear Terrence,

This is as good a time as any to announce this: I will no longer be hosting All things Discouraged. Instead we are happy to introduce Spiritual Questions, Inappropriate Answers. Now to your question: much of the dharma is focused on paradoxes, not contradictions or even contraindications. Speaking of which, I just realized Percocets, Xanax, scotch, and more scotch is also apparently contraindi……………

The Ghetto Shaman