Dear Ghetto Man,

How come it says “updated Fridays” on your site, yet you never update anything until Saturday, if at all?

Roe

Dear Roe,

Dear Mr. Winslow (pretending to be someone named Roe),

Other than Miller time or Happy Hour, time is human bondage…and not the fun kind. Have you heard of Navajo Rez time? It’s kind of like that for me, only i use a sundial that a friend of mine recently yuked on. I think it’s half past pepperoni, so we should be good this week.

Sinoften,

The Ghetto Shaman