Developing: Obama Set to Unveil New Keystone Pipeline Plan by Mick Zano • November 6, 2015 We had to do this one again, because… well, just because. Share
Post Halloween Nightmare: Thousands Of Zombie Feeders Recalled by Pierce Winslow • November 4, 2015 “I never owned Ronco, but if I did the C.E.O.’s brains would be in that jar.” —Donald Trump Share
Who To Root For? It’s Kind Of Like Choosing Between ISIS & Assad by Mr. Sherman • October 30, 2015 Share
Trump Responds To Allegations He Wasn’t “Crazy Enough” At Last Night’s Debate by Mr. Sherman • October 29, 2015 Share
Alcohol, Carbonyls, Ice, Olives & Fully Stocked Floating Bar Found On Passing Comet by Mick Zano • October 27, 2015 Maybe this is the one those Heaven’s Gate Hale-Bopp folks were waiting for? Share
Ted Cruz Deported To Sweden: Claims He’s Not From There by Mr. Sherman • October 25, 2015 What movie? What movie? It’s The Discord Bonus question of the week. Share