Coming Soon! The Jethro Tull Is Now Aqualung Tour by Mick Zano • April 17, 2016 Ian Anderson found fluting on a park bench. Share
Pope Feels The Bern! Details Emerge Of Sander’s Five Minutes With His Holiness by Mr. Sherman • April 16, 2016 In related news: Sanders five minute meeting with Jesus, here. Share
Clinton Downplaying Pending Presidential Pantsuit Shortage by Mick Zano • April 14, 2016 She lies! Pastel pantsuits are all but extinct already. Share
This Day In Discord History by Pierce Winslow • April 7, 2016 Once again, we got the scoop first …and, in this case, last. Share
Russia Decides To Pull Out Rather Than Risk Getting Syria Pregnant by Mick Zano • April 3, 2016 Putin Denies Employing “Morning After” Drone. Share
I Just Ate An Entire Can of Hormel Chili: Should I Call 911 Or Poison Control? by Mick Zano • March 29, 2016 Next week, watch what happens to two Discord Staffers after a SPAM eating contest. Share
Pending Trump Nomination Spurs Bipartisan Effort To Contact Alien Life by Mick Zano • March 27, 2016 In Related News: The folks over at SETI are transmitting a massive farting sound into deep space. Share
Trump Vineyards Releases A Very White Winfandel by Mr. Sherman • March 25, 2016 Brewing in a toilet tank near you. Share