Trump Feeling The Bern After He Chicken-Hawks Out Of Debate by Mr. Sherman • May 28, 2016 To keep in practice Sanders to debate bar stool. Share
Hillary Attempts To Pivot To General Election As Email-Gate Widens by Mr. Sherman • May 25, 2016 Stuck between a Trump and some hard-drive space? Share
Mexico Releases More Formal Response To Trump’s Plan To Have Mexicans Build Border Wall by Mr. Sherman • May 21, 2016 Mr. Trump’s testicles were unavailable for comment. Share
Local News: Another Shrubbery Charged With Urinating In Public by Mick Zano • May 7, 2016 In related news: a black-eyed Susan is wanted for questioning in a domestic violet case. Share
This Day In Future History: Trump Names X-Men’s Magneto To Head Department Of Energy by Mick Zano • May 3, 2016 Will Martha Stewart become Head of the Department of Interior? Share
Is The Republican Establishment Starting To Accept Its Fate? by Mick Zano • April 30, 2016 Thus far Megyn Kelly is refusing to don the gold bikini for The Donald. Share
The Discord Is Calling It For Madam President: HRC Is DNC’s New VIP by Mick Zano • April 27, 2016 Last week we already called Trump …an asshole. Share
Northeast Votes! Are You Ready To FUM-BLE! by Mick Zano • April 26, 2016 Dem turnout atrocious and Republican candidates still batshit. Film at 11. Share
