Team S.T.Q Is Back On The Hunt For Aliens In 50 Shades Of Greys by Mick Zano • July 26, 2016 The boys are back in town! Although in this one they play alien girls. Share
Dem Party Leader Sentenced To Five Years As Roger Ailes’ Secretary by Mick Zano • July 24, 2016 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is “appalled”, but Bernie Sanders is “satisfied” with the decision. Share
Pepto-Abysmal? Antacid Sales Increase 400% During RNC Week by Mick Zano • July 22, 2016 If an election lasts more than four more months, seek immediate political assistance. Share
Creepy Evangelical Snake Oil Salesman GOP’s Last Hope Of Defeating Megalomaniacal Ass-Clown by Mick Zano • July 21, 2016 Sorry for the redo, but this one just captures the essence of the RNC. Share
Ahead Of Convention Trump Has Sandler Beat Last Of #NeverTrump Movement Into Submission by Mick Zano • July 18, 2016 The Daily Discord is denying this is a picture of the failed rebellion in Turkey, badly PhotoShopped. Share
Ahead Of Convention Republicans Huddle Around Reagan Library Statue For Strength by Mick Zano • July 15, 2016 In related news: Mitch McConnell found in Discovery Park dry humping leg of Ayn Rand statue. Share
Noah’s Ark Replica Inadvertently Kills Two Of Every Animal In 3 KM Radius In Western Brazil by Mick Zano • July 11, 2016 God was unavailable for comment. Share
And This Is Anton “Checkov” Yelchin’s Other Car by Mick Zano • July 8, 2016 What?! We waited this time?! Share
In Uncharacteristic Move Dalai Lama Slaps Lady Gaga Across The Face by Mick Zano • July 1, 2016 “I’m changing the main tenant of Buddhism from Harm None, to Harm One, which is still relatively pacifistic.” —Dalai Lama Share
9th Benghazi Committee Concludes It Would Have Been Cheaper To Make Smoking Gun Out Of Diamonds by Mick Zano • June 30, 2016 Share