Quantum Glory Hole Sends Man’s Penis Where? by Mick Zano • August 23, 2016 Find out next week on part two of We Didn’t Have Anything To Post Today! Share
Trump Receives First Intelligence Briefing by Mick Zano • August 21, 2016 It didn’t take, but they’re going to try it again in suppository form. Share
Trumpunzel? The Donald Uses His Mega Yacht And Some Ingenuity To Save Stranded Louisianans by Mick Zano • August 20, 2016 “With my big hands I will rebuild this sorry soggy shithole of a state. It’s a shit hole. It’s true.” —The Donald Share
Will The Latest Independent Presidential Hopeful Swing The Election? by Mick Zano • August 18, 2016 Share
4 Out Of 5 Bald Eagles Plan To Relocate To Canada Under A Trump Administration by Mick Zano • August 17, 2016 The other one plans to just fly headlong into a wind farm. Share
Electoral Map Narrowing For Trump And Getting A Little Obscene by Mick Zano • August 9, 2016 Really heartland? I would expect this kind of electoral shenanigans from the Bronx. Share
Rubio Says No To Late Term Abortions For Zika: “They Are Our Future Republican Leaders!” by Mick Zano • August 8, 2016 Would Donald Trump make a more or less effective president with microcephaly? Share
Sanford & Son Win Gold For The 50 Junkyard Dash! by Mick Zano • August 7, 2016 The Toxic Avenger is an early favorite in the debris slalom. Share
Republicans Plan A Donald Intervention And Have Agreed On A Guide Book by Mick Zano • August 4, 2016 Share
The Smog Monster To Make Cameo At Rio Olympics by Mick Zano • August 1, 2016 There is a rumor he will be part of the torching of the bay ceremony. Share