This Day In Future History: Trump Doubles Number Of Canadian Mounties Patrolling Our Southern Border by Mick Zano • December 17, 2016 In related news: Trump changes all GPS and road maps to reflect his understanding of direction. Share
These Jokers Don’t Believe In Evolution But Do They Believe In Joker Evolution? by Mick Zano • December 12, 2016 Quickly, to the Batshit signal! Share
Bob Dylan Sends Heartfelt Tweet To Nobel Comittee by Mick Zano • December 11, 2016 Stay tuned for Dylan’s reaction to that “really shitty restaurant” in West L.A. Share
Trump Clears Up Time’s Devil Horns Controversy: “The Horns Were Given To Me By Satan” by Mick Zano • December 9, 2016 “Lucifer said I am his best guy. His best. And soon my horns will be so bigly even my hair won’t be able to hide that shit.” —The Donald Share
Founding Father Has Message For Floundering Mother F**kers by Mick Zano • December 4, 2016 Paul Ryan signs Trump a Get Out Of Any Constitutional Amendment Free card. Share
U.S. To Annex Canada Once Trump Learns Meaning Of Word ‘Annex’ by Mick Zano • December 2, 2016 In related news: Trump has “the best people” on his Mount Trumpmore Initiative. Share
Trump Administration To Bleach Remaining Coral Reefs “So They Match” by Mick Zano • November 30, 2016 Paid for by the Partnership for a Republican Free America. Share
Trump Hints At Cabinet Positions For Ogie Ogilthorpe, Screaming Buffalo, And Tim “Dr. Hook” McCracken by Mick Zano • November 29, 2016 League of their own? Is Trump snubbing his Arkham Asylum base? Share
This Day In Future History: Casino Chip Offered At Trump Soup Lines by Mick Zano • November 27, 2016 Share
President Obama To Pardon 61,607,950 American Turkeys! by Mick Zano • November 24, 2016 In the spirit of the day I will pass on my republican registry joke. Happy Turkey Day! Share