Elizabethtown, KY—The Muppets are up in arms over controversial comments made by Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis. Not only is she refusing to marry gays, but she is now refusing to marry Muppets. Ms. Davis told The Discord, “I think if a Muppet marries another Muppet we are some how condoning a form of bestiality. I am not marrying Ernie and Bert and I am certainly not allowing a marriage between Grover and Gonzo, when I don’t even know exactly what the F they are.”
Ernie and Bert plan to file a lawsuit on the Kentucky court in question. “We shouldn’t have to put up with this shit,” said Bert. “I put up with enough shit from Ernie—always making me wear a French maid’s outfit. I’m sick of it!”
Senator John Q. Republican added, “You can’t give these Muppets an inch or they’ll take a mile. Remember when they took Manhattan? Yeah, well I do. Screw those fuzzy little bastards.”
The emergence of a Trump, or someone like him, was predictable. I know I’ve been a little hard on my republican friends over the last 10K posts but, to the Discord’s credit, Pokey and I tried a “bridging gaps” approach to politics long ago. We’ve both been keenly aware of our media’s demise and our polarizing trajectory. Despite our best efforts, here we aren’t. Pokey is now a AM radio-listening Limbaughite and I’m now entertaining the idea of endorsing Bernie “Socialist” Sanders. No polarization going on here… It’s sad really, when you stop to blog about it.
